- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

No it doesnt..

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

i saw amango it splootered

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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