What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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like if your cool

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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