What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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