- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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