what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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