Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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