- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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