- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Yellow People !!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

men's rights activists

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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