- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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