- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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