- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

123 f*ck off

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

pobody's nerfect

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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