whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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womens rights

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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