- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I have a horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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