- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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