Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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