Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Anti Joke

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