- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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