- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Black people having a Job.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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