Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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www.xnxx.com

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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