What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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