- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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