A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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like if your cool

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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