- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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