What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Yellow People !!

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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