Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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