What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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