if you don't like this you're gay

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

I have a horse.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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