What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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womens rights

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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haha

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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