- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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