- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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