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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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