A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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