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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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