So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Goat balls.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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