What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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marble

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I am black.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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suck my dick.

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Fruitcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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