He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Punch line.

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jokes r dumb

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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