Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Potato salad

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

hahaha

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

knock knock whos there .. derp

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

live babies

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Anti Joke

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