- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Religion

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Hello world

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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