- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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