- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

123 f*ck off

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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