Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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