- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

if you don't like this you're gay

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

I have a horse.

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