- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

My spelling is horrible

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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