A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

This is not funny.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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