- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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