What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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I have a really funny joke.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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