dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Balls

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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