- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Weaner

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Dwarf Shortage

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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