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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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