I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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