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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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