A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

my penis

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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