- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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