- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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