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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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