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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yellow People !!

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Jesus Christ

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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