- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

woman's rights

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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