- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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