- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

sky silverstein

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??