What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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