- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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