Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Potassium? K.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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