- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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someone called someone else a frog

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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