- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Cripples are lame.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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