Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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