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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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