- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Faithful men.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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