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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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