- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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