- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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