Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's big and purple? Barney

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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