- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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