- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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