A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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