- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

knock knock Goodbye

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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